i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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