conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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