nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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