Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish my penis had an off switch
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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