There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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