your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Randomize
