you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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