Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
