I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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