This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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