i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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