He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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