He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the day after is always just damage control
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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