so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The ass gains better be worth it
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