The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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