i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I think your dad took our porno
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
