i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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