It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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