i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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