tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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