I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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