And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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