Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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