He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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