No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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