I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Holy shit dude........stairs
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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