the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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