as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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