She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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