forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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