some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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