you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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