dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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