i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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