I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Someone shattered a urinal.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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