My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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