I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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