This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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