Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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