i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
