he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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