the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
porn star boner night. come get it.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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