too bad you live with your parents still
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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