not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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