Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We need to rekindle our bromance
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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