I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Who put my cat in the fridge?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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