he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
