Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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