does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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