It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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