Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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